I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this



A handy guide to some of the terrible things the Mail has printed since 1924.

This barely scratches the surface, though, I find it hard to believe they didn’t do anything terrible between 1956 and 1984.

and yet people still use it as a source

leftists from outside the UK still use it as a source

you all need to stop using the Daily Mail as a source FOREVER. Do not reblog, do not link, do not go to their site because they profit off ad traffic, and tell anybody you see doing any of these to immediately and permanently stop. We can’t run them into the ground but we can at least put a little dent in their profits and we can at least stop legitimising their bile by giving them anything other than negative attention.


posting a selfie like





So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table


also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

so what school is this so I can transfer?


ah but literally the twenty one pilots fandom is the best fandom ever

no screaming, no shouting, no tweeting tyler or josh really weird ship stuff

being in the 21p fandom is like walking down the street in the most pleasant town on a sunny day where people will shout “how do you do!” and “i love twenty one pilots, you love twenty one pilots! yay!”

Fill so your followers can get to know you 

1. State your name: sophie
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: anna or olivia
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? my mum
4. What was your first job? babysitting? does that count?
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? probably
6. Do you miss your ex? nope
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? both
8. Do people praise you for your looks? sometimes, not a lot
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? black or grey haha
10. How do you wear your makeup? more eyeliner than 2007 pete wentz
11. What are some of your nicknames? most people irl call me sop or soph or even sop thom 
12. How many bedrooms are in your house? 4
13. How many bathrooms? 3
14. Do you have a job? nope
15. Do you have a car? i’m insured on my mum’s car, so technically no
16. Do you work out every week? most definitely not, i wish i did
17. Did you brush your teeth this morning? yes
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? yeah….
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? nope nope nope never
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? what kind of question is this? 
21. Do you like your eyes? yeah i think so, although brown is kind of boring
22. Do you think you are pretty? sometimes? it depends
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my mum
24. How much money is in your checking account? like £30? maybe less
25. Are you single? yep
26. Do you want kids? yeah, i think so
27. Tell me what your back pack looks like: black and white checkered vans backpack (oh yeah)
29. Last movie you saw in theaters: captain america 2: the winter soldier



the world would be a pain in the ass without girls

Is that a pun

Title: The Bevan Show Interview

Artist: Panic! at the Disco

Played: 8505 times


being bi is a rewarding experience because you can have a crush on pete wentz AND meagan camper which is wonderful